hi. i'm just a person who likes chicken and noodles.

 

i just moved my cup of water bc i thought i would spill it if i kept it there and then proceeded to spill in that attempt

only-slightly-obsessive:

smurflewis:

tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.

Actual footage of gays destroying America

Thar last one is insane

mrymorstn-archive:

you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away

spookyhoneybadger:


debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say

spookyhoneybadger:

debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say

(Source: deluminator)

castiowls:

black-nata:

i keep reading all these headcanons about human!impala (dark-haired dude with green eyes, vixen in long black dress, etc.) and not one of them sticks because all i can image is a big, muscly black guy in his late 30s dressed head-to-toe in black leather that refuses to be called anything but ‘Baby’ by an alarmed yet aroused dean winchester

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